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if you think i do strange things when im sober, you should see me drunk. im a full time biomedical scientist, who doesnt sleep well. im also a full time bluckmore team member. im also a cinema usher. if you think thats a cruisy job, try doing it part time. bahaha
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September 8th, 2005

party at poodles

Posted by jonno at 09:49 AM on September 8, 2005.

well the family has left for their annual family trip. they are going to fiji. something ironic about it being a family trip.....

ah well. they left 5 minutes ago and im already arse naked. ah freedom.

have been the busiest bee in the fucking hive, hence no post for a while. the day i wasnt working i had a belly full of beer and was in no state for understandable communication. i surprised myself. one stint, i worked nighters for 10 shifts straight, stayed up all day, and went and got thoroughly pissed that night. took a girl back to where she was staying, and she fucking passed out on the couch. thought about it. but didnt. didnt sleep at all that night, being the crazed insomniac i am these days (well nights really...). went for a surf in the morning. chilled out at ruebens place before surfing that arvo. got pissed again in surfers. saw old mate out who was keen but, you guessed it, got too drunk and cant remember. was a good thing thoughs, cause i passed out and had a good three hours sleep before going for a surf again. had ruebens sisters wedding that day, so we both rocked up in our killer suits(made complete with converse all stars poking out the bottom of our pants.). was a kick arse wedding, got fucking pissed and danced with ruebens relatives. old relatives. rueb couldnt decide to laugh or be sick. got all his bros together and we headed out on the town again, for what was a monstrosity of a night. not after stealing shit from the clubhouse we were at. the next day i slept the whole day and woke up with eddie drawing on a dick on my face with permanent marker. that was last weekend i think, although it could have been the one before.   brains a bit scattered. ruebs and i agreed to take it easy for a while, except now matta and i have discovered a new jim beam stubbie, that tastes like the fucking perfect mix. jim beam long black. fucking THE SHIT.

so for all you fuckers out there, i belive mr courtez is having a bonfire next saturday night, so i put forward the idea of a pre-bonfire-barbeque-piss-up-at-jonnos-because-his-pez-are-away-night. let us now. minzy darl, you living up here yet, or is jonno gonna have to steal another car and come save ya?

girls should be horny like guys.

later fuckers.

Currently listening to: rammstein
Currently reading: ralph- it has jess alba!!!
Currently watching: hulk
Currently feeling: naked

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Comment posted on September 15th, 2005 at 04:16 PM
Oh girls are horny.

Did you get a pic of the drawing on your face? :-D
Comment posted on September 15th, 2005 at 04:20 PM
nah, apprently half the ink was from nightclub stamps that had rubbed off from my arm, and then eddie got the inspiration. had to wash it off before work. otherwise im in favour of leaving it as long as possible
Comment posted on September 14th, 2005 at 05:27 PM
girls, are definately horny.
Comment posted on September 15th, 2005 at 05:23 AM
oh i know girls are horny. who wouldnt be with bodies like that. but they arent horny like guys. most girls these days play hard to get and all these mind fuck games that screw you around first. its fucked.

bah, maybe im chasing the wrong ones..
Comment posted on September 15th, 2005 at 04:17 PM
wrong ones, definitely.
Comment posted on September 15th, 2005 at 04:19 PM
i get told that a lot. lol, good thing is, since this blog, a number have started chasing me. time for sexual deviancy
Comment posted on September 9th, 2005 at 10:16 PM
Thought .. girl has already being horny?