what up thangs

no just so you all know, its my 21st this weekend. fuck i feel old. 21 is less than ten away from 30. thats depressing, on the bright side, im pretty much legal for anything anywhere now.

gonna head down to hobart for a weekend of drunken antics. gonna be good.

 if all goes well, toadie should be getting a service ths friday for being a good boy. if he continues to behave, he will get his heater/air con fixed, new tyres, and new door as time goes on. i gavehim some love last weekend (vacuum, clean, rain-x, wiper blades) and he has responded by doing front wheel burnouts all over town to impress the lady cars. tsk tsk.

in other news, fuck me tasmania is cold. the temp range for the last week has been between 0 and 13. that does not include wind.

last weekend was good. got well pissed. it was nathans going away on saturday night (joining the army!) so it was called for. fter a fucking shitload of drinks, i decided before i left that was going to spew in the middle of the dancefloor before i left. so, determined tat i was, i quickly sculled a few alcoholic beverages, and proceeded to the dancefloor. luke helped out by sneaking up and giving a few quick punches to the gut, and then i proceeded to force fingers down my throat until vomitus was emitted. to my delight, the unknowing dancefloor goers started dancing in it, before tey realised what had happened.

elise picked me up at 4am. i got in the car, and profoundly exclaimed "i swear i didnt make myself throw up on the dancefloor and people didnt dance in it". not impressed.

after getting into bed, my pillow talk was sexy as ever....

Jonno: what would you do ... if your saw a beaver just chillin, and then it did a backflip?!
Elise: .... what???
Jonno: what would you do, if you saw a beaver in a green room, and it did a back flip

(important to note, elise is tired and grumpy, and trying to go to sleep)

Elise: I would say that is Impossible!!!
Jonno: i'd be like ...wwhhhhhoooooaaa. that beaver just did a backflip.

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i have now seen x men 3 twice. from what i can gather..

-the cure kid is supposed to be leech (wasnt he green?) - then the kid in number 2 wit the forked tongue mut be arti
-i think the stepford cuckoos are in the background. at the school, three identical looking blonde girls are walking hand in hand. gotta be! (other two must be dead..)
-the chick who appears out of the wall (wit the black hair crew) is supposed to be psylocke
- the bone out the hand then throw it guy is marrow?
- kid omega? that guy is so fucking quill!
-stan lee is the guy hosing!
-this kitty pryde is hot
-and so is "callisto"
-id jam jean grey
-and storm
-and rogue
-why o why isnt gambit in this fucking movie. scanned high and low for french accents, glowing fingertips, red eyes, and got nothing.
-after seeing the credits list omega red the first time, and not seeing him the second time, i imdb'd him. he is the guy that gets kicked in the balls. wheres his tentacles and death spores???

well thats my bitch. its a good movie though. better be another one.

in other news, theres a tingle that spidermans suit is going to be black for spidey 3. oh lord how i fucking hope its red and blue, but hes been taken over by the venom symbiote!!!

thats me.
later fuckers

heya fuckers!

 well it would appear this baby is back up and running. coolness for me, shithouse for you. suck balls and eat ass.

it has been a while since i seen all your perdy faces last, so heres a quick update.

bleeding through have a new album out, go buy it fatties.
i now have a laptop (named larry).
i now live in devonport in tassie.
i now have a girlfriend
toadie (my car) has a battle scar
new years was fucking unbeleiveable

lets elaborate on that last one. i downed 16 jim beam long black stubbies. upon seeing i was about to pass out, and most likely die, i was fed copius amounts of speed to bring me "back up to par". this led to me bouncing all over the gold coast, drunk beyond sanity but with  500 000 volts stuck up my arse. my eyes were so dilated noonies saw them walking up the street before he noticed they were in my head (apparently the blue had gone into hiding. it went white, then pupil. sweetbags.)

i had a good night.

its charlies 21st birthday this weekend. im flying up to the coast for it friday night, then saturday night, noonies has his fist gig wih his band in brissy (govern the sky, go check them out fuckers).

its my 21st birthday in less than 3 weeks. the party is not until july, were we will be golfing, paintballing, jetskiing etc all while copiusly drunk. more details soon.

i almost wet my pants just then. excuse me for five

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ah, better. nothing says comfort like taking a big steaming no handed piss into flooded ceramic.

i went to the Formula 1 oin melbourne with matta and min. matta was racing the v8 utes and blew welsh plugs out of two holden v8 engines. not his fault, but he was whooping serious ass-age before they cooked.

i should copyright the word ass-age. it feels good to say.

i am now in the dating game. in a two month strong relationship with a pretty little number called elise. shes 17, plays violin and still in high school.

yeh i know, shes still in high school. unfortunately for me, she doesnt have a school uniform, so ill be getting no school girl dress ups during sex. still, ill ask anyway. we met at a mates party. i was wearing my skintight red jeans and she liked. its great, shes just as horny as i am and demands sex. i like that.

it has recently come to my attention that i need to shave my balls again.

tasmania is cold. i think the max temp for our town yesterday was like 13 degrees. before you bitch about me bitching, realise i grew up on the gold coast, which has 2 seasons. 3 weeks of cold winds (winter) and the rest (summer).

 there is a movie floating about called grandmas boy. check it out if you want a good laugh. watch hostel if you want to cringe. watch waiting if you want to laugh. watch harry potter 4 if you want to perve on hermoine and remark about how hot she will be when she grows up. watch v for vendetta for comic book movie goodness.

speaking of watching stuff, i just got through trigun, 4 seasons of initial d, hellsing and have just found out theres a ghostin the machine 2. im just about anime/manga -ed out.

the following is a real quote from one of my mates.

ben hardy: if i was rich, i'd buy a whole heap of land. then i'd buy a bulldozer and dig holes everywhere.

well im spent. laugh no, fatties but i get this one for free. i have been in a blog-drought, and this was to get my form back. so lube up and spread-em for coming entries (pun intended)....

later fuckers,

poodle

will this work?

if it does, ill.......

meh, most know ill go yay and then get drunk.

opened this up last night to see what i had to do, thought it was pretty typical. like an organised choas thing. its my to do list for the week roughly.

well motherfuckers, sorry for the delay. this was written last week sometime, hope itll do for now. first time ive had internet since last post, so deal with it!